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What would you do for a Klondike bar? There are a few things I would do, but not ANYTHING. Personally, it does depend on what species of Klondike it is, for instance, I would do much less for a Heath Klondike bar than I would for an Oreo Klondike. The Oreo Klondike species is probably what kept the Klondike family on grocery store shelves. The main problem I have with the brand as a whole, is they aren't very user friendly. You remove the wrapper, take the first bite, and what do you get?....cracked chocolate shell crumbling on your clothes. I don't want that. The taste is usually great, but I hate the mess. Sometimes the magic shell falls on the ground, leaving you with wasted product. That's my hard-earned money that I decided to blow on the wonderful taste of a life headed towards diabetes and obesity (='s diobesity or diobesites...choose your own adventure, either way, (WARNING: SPOILER ALERT!!!!) you die at the end).I should be able to ingest every ounce of what I spent my money on. Then, sometimes it ruins my clothes, causing me to have to spend MORE money on new clothes, or losing money on the raise I cant get because I'm walking around with a chocolate stained shirt, so no one takes me seriously. If congress was so worried about the economy of the country, they'd quit trying to bankrupt businesses by raising the minimum wage, and they'd try and figure out a way for Klondike bars to not crumble, leaving no part of the product wasted. This would allow us Americans to get the most out of our hard-earned dollars, keep our shirts clean, and improve our faith in capitalism. So, what would I do for a Klondike bar? At the moment, only buy one on impulse when I just so happen to be at the store/gas station. That's about it. Ask me again after the aforementioned conflict is resolved. What would YOU do?